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redjokerx
music freak, nothing else

Age 29, Female

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Posted by redjokerx - November 5th, 2009


teh moon is now teh pumpkin!
more yayz for paint!!

pumpkin moon


Posted by redjokerx - November 5th, 2009


so i went to get the trashcans from the curb, and i always take a good look at the moon, (i love the moon, its wonderful)

i got all the cans and put them back in my yard, when i looked at the moon, it was orange.
kinda freaked me out, cause i like the way the white moon looks against the sky, but this looked amazing. (the moon is celebrating haloween a little late!)

i want to see it again, so i hope it's there tomorrow!

(note: this is not the moon i saw, it just looks like it, so you have an idea of what im talking about)
('nother note: the following site has the explanation) (cause i love google dark too!)

http://www.windows.ucar.edu/tour/link=
/kids_space/orangemoon.html&br=graphi&
edu=mid

orange moon


Posted by redjokerx - November 5th, 2009


so this weekend will be loooooonnggg

tomorrow is the last football game!!! yaaaayy!!! of course last year, we had like 4 last games.

6 and a half hours on a bus to PA and then Rascals, then hotel, sleep, competition, 6 and a half more hours then home!! hopefully wif teh trophy!!!

happy band kids!!


Posted by redjokerx - November 4th, 2009


so i went to a music making game on newgrounds.
lets see if you can load my silly rock song!!
i hope it doesn't suck!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
147276

and then this is the web string thingy

1-----0--2----4--1-2---1---05-06-0-5--
-6-4--7--2----002-5-60----6--02---0---
--3------0--11-----60--0---2-----408--
-06--6--7---01-1---20---7-15-202-0---1 6---6--0----8-1---4--0----0---0----9--
--1-10---58-2--6-106-0----8-05--8-1---
-5-5--00----6--2--6--0-----

wow that's long
hope u can actually see it!


Posted by redjokerx - November 4th, 2009


chuck norris is back and better than ever...not that that's possible

chucknorrisjokes.com has been carefully disguised as an advertisement website. beware

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.

Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.

July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? i think not.

Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"

Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.

As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Chuck Norris carried his the same distance in half the time.

Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.

Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he's roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.


Posted by redjokerx - November 4th, 2009


so all the ads that appear at the bottom of teh screen seem to be only about music.
my computer knows me so well!


Posted by redjokerx - November 4th, 2009


so the girl i was challenging wasn't at school today, so it has to wait till friday. :P
i was soooo ready to beat her to! i hope i win, cause i wanna be the 1st freshman to be 1st chair! i visited my old middle school, (i miss my little friends!) could have gone to subway instead but i already had my stuff, so no point. now i want food tho...
i didn't have ANY of my books today, but none of my teachers noticed. what has the world come to?

over-all, a good day, looking forward to tomorrow.

this weekend im going to Alantown, PA with my marching band (no one can say that's giving away to much info, cause like 200 bands in all surrounding states are going) ^_^

hurray for music!
what would be the best thing to get if i wanted to record myself playing an instrument and then put it on newgrounds?
can't be more than $100 dollars (if you wanna give me a name)


Posted by redjokerx - November 3rd, 2009


so i changed my profile pic back to a pic of me. it came out a little funny, but i think it turned out okay other wise!


Posted by redjokerx - November 3rd, 2009


i think this is the last page. (is short, i know)
hope you enjoy!
and if any artist people would want to make the graphic i drew at the end of this, it's basically... read it and then ill tell you, cause its a SPOILER!!!
now you can enjoy!

Leo bent down to kiss her hand, and Scarlet almost fainted. He seemed to be the perfect man. And yet, her mind flagged him as a danger, and that she needed to leave him.

As if he read her thought of leaving, he asked sweetly "Would you like to join me in a duet? I'll play your favorite song."

She could not help it, she so longed for someone to play with. They slide their bows across the strings and sparks of music came out. The fire burned, and the music gained speed and volume. She was dancing with Leo, but somehow the music still played. Scarlet didn't have time to wonder how, she was enchanted by the graceful way he played and how he could dance without a single mistake.

As suddenly as it began, it had already ended. Scarlet couldn't help be a bit sad, because she knew he could not possible enjoyed playing with her.

"You play beautifully," he whispered. Scarlet frowned,
"but no one ever listens."
"I'll listen. Spin me a tale of love, sorrow, and a murder under the moon."

Scarlet couldn't resist. She finally had someone to play for. So she let the music flow once more from her small violin. Sorrow and love are emotions that she had been portraying in song for years, but murder was something unfamiliar. She wanted to please him, so she tried her hardest, but nothing could sound like murder.

Before she knew it, Leo was playing along, knowing every note for a song unwritten. They were dancing again, and she tried to stop to ask him what was happening to her, but she couldn't. Scarlet's arms were not hers any longer. They were dancing on the pond, but the water didn't move, nor did they get wet.

"Don't stop," he whispered. "You play so wonderfully, i must hear more."
So she did. Scarlet played till she could hear nothing more than the music. Even her own heartbeat dissapeared. She wanted to be anywhere but here.

"Miss Scarlet, don't leave! Play forever! The moon will shed your tears, your arms will tire, but it shall never stop! The music never stops. Your arms will burn along with the rest of you, but it shall NEVER stop! You will be with me forever."

and they were plunged into the pond. Deeper and deeper they fell, but the music continued, and she knew Leo was right.
Scarlet shed one more tear, and that's all she could do.

After dark, when all you can hear is the river and your own heart, that is when she plays. The soulfull sound of Scarlet's oak violin, but only if you listen.

THAT"S THE END!!!
so the art thingy i was talking about was basically a rock by a pond at night, full moon, rock is engraved with the word "listen" and it has like tear stains (the colour that a rock turns when you put a drop of water on it, only a but bluer so it looks like a tear stain) and it's apparent that it's a place that ends there, like it's surrounded by trees. im an okay artist, and i would scan it to show you guys, but i have no scanner, nor program to make it again on the computer.
if you wanna make ur version of it (please do!!) than show me cause i wanna see what bad description+good artist equals.

hope you liked it!!


Posted by redjokerx - November 3rd, 2009


so this is the next page.
sorry if it gets on ur nerves to have to read it a bit at a time, but reading a lot at once confuzzles me!
have fun with page 2!!

"Odd," Scarlet's thoughts were echoing against the high walls of the cave. "What happened to the small space I was in?" but she ignored it, and focused on reaching the end of the seemingly endless space in front of her.

Without any warning, the cave opened to clearing of grass. She had never seen anything more odd, yet she was drawn to its glow.

It was utterly facinating, how a pond could be so still, that it was like a reflecting glass. She could see the bottom, but could clearly see her own face at the same time. It looked like she was under the water.

She looked to the moon and smiled. This was where she wanted to be forever. But when she looked at the water once more, she found another thing strange. She couldn't find the moon in the reflection.

She forgot everything when she heard it. It was an enchanting lullaby played by a sound much deeper than her violin. Immediately, she recognized it: a cello.

The notes swam through her mind, but was quickly drowned by her mother's scolding voice, "Nothing ever good will come from your music." Scarlet's tears began to flow, softly, the opposite of the sky from before, and she fell to her knees. The music came to a halt. Replacing it was a sound of equal beauty, a young man's voice ringing in her ears. "Has my music," the voice paused as a source stepped forward from a shadow. "Has it make you cry?"

Scarlet lifted her head up to meet his sweet gaze. He had light chestnut hair and eyes of pure gold. Dressed in black, he looked ready for a funeral. He couldn't be more than 17. She tried to stand, but fell again.

"My name is Leonardo, but you may call me Leo, Miss Scarlet." he said gently, helping her up once more.

(end of page 2 of...let's go with 3)

notez: the time when this takes place is the one thing that confuses even me. (i AM the "author" after all!) it has to take place when names like this would be used, that a girl could not punch the random guy who talks like he's from the past, and that wouldn't be creeped out by the whole thing. but let's ignore that and just roll with it! ^_^