Chuck Norris is never late because he turns back time just by glancing at the clock.
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what was going through the minds of chuck norris' victims before they died?
his shoe
Chuck Norris once ate 12 steaks in 60 minutes, he spent 59 minutes having sex with the waitress
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop
Chuck Norris is like a Russian Nesting doll, if you kill him a smaller angrier Chuck Norris will pop out of the body.
those dolls used to confuse me sooo much
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
i would think of more, but i broke my foot.
hold on i remeber one more.
Inside every can of Whoop-Ass there is a minature Chuck Norris
nice
you broke ur foot?
long story, i broke it and i feel like shit
awww!! get teh betterz!
love you even more now Joker...
lolz
thank you!! ^_^
zerogeass
if you stare into an american flag long enough, you will see the face of Chuck Norris
redjokerx
*gasp*
*stares deeply into picture of flag on google*
I SEE 'EM!!
any more norris on this page, and your computer would implode