thats what ill do, ill be a sword swallower. or just a knife swallower. idk where im going with this...i was fiddling with these GINORMOUS scissors, the blade of them is around 6 inches. its not all that hard to do with something that size, and ive only cut myself 2 times, and i cut my hand, cause i dropped them on my hand XD
i finally have a webcam! its on the laptop im using right now, its cool :)
there's this new kid at my school, ive already half-way inittiated him into our group. all we need now is some lesbians on him and he'll be all done :D
i really need to stop spending money. but i really want a corset! i need to find one so i can stop oogling every one i see XP
i had a girlfriend for all of 6 hours, then i broke up with her, but we've agreed to still act like we're dating, just without the titles. so i still get her! yaaaay!
im now grounded for 2 weeks. this. sucks. BALLS. ill still weasel my way out of it early though. ill find a loop-hole and crawl right through, im a flexible little bitch :)
S-l-u-t
Maybe you should be a contortionist.
redjokerx
kama sutra is everyone's best friend!