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redjokerx
music freak, nothing else

Age 29, Female

Vape store Manager

Virginia

Joined on 10/28/09

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don't goooo!

Posted by redjokerx - November 15th, 2009


so i just saw like 3 new ppl who are "replacements" for thespammer.
DON'T GOOOO!!1

these children need guidence!


Comments

spamasauros rex is the only real one.

i have banned the others.

yeah, i think all others are fails.
like lord-of-spam down there

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try once more, you conformist! XD
i be clicking teh ban button next!

yeah he is fail.

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The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination. The penis is generally found on mammals and reptiles

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The adjectival form of the word penis is penile. This adjective is commonly used in describing the male copulatory organ's various accessory structures which are commonly found in many kinds of invertebrate animals.

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Look up penis in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.
As with nearly any aspect of the human body that is involved in sexual or excretory functions, the word penis is considered funny from a juvenile perspective, and there are many slang words and euphemisms for the penis, such as "cock", "dick", "schlong", "johnson", "willy", or "pecker".

"Penii" is sometimes facetiously or mistakenly used as a plural form of "penis" instead of "penes" or "penises," its correct forms.

oh noes! not another one!
could you try to keep it shorter, stupid people are wasting space! ^_^

them spammers up there so fail, that they be banned ^_^

they should have just taken up less space...
thespammer ftw!

truer words have never been spoken

the reason im the best is cause thespammer gives me his personal spams:)

hurray! spamasaurousrex win! ^_^

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YAY, I GOT PAINT TO WORK AND I JUST SUBMITED ART!

but it's just Abstract nothing much.

hurray!! i go check! ^_^