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redjokerx
music freak, nothing else

Age 29, Female

Vape store Manager

Virginia

Joined on 10/28/09

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i don't know, your pretty enough to be stripper, but i respect you to much to actually suggest that.

maybe something with animals?

lol if i ever need money, ill be sure to find a club! (i AM pretty flexible...) XD

i would have to wait for a job with animals, cause im a minor, and could get injured easy ^_^

don't you need to be 16 to get a job

its 15 with a work permit, and i turn 15 in 21 days!!! :D

perhaps you could get a job a pawn shop or something?

or maybe a car dealership?

lol
that's hilarious, cause the director's motto is "sell yourself"

i do REALLY good at asking people to give money (tag day) cause im small and lovable! XD probably cause i end up with the creepy old guys ><

The Black Market.......?

and what would i sell?

how tall are you?

you can't as short as Gracie.

i was measured today, im 5'2" (and 2/3 and inch)

The best job is an unlawful job.
Start your life as a rebellious criminal.

you see my grand theft auto plan?
that'll be my first job, but not my last!! XD

ha, i'm a noticable 5'10"

Gracie, the shortest person i know who is my age, is 4'11"

Bert, the tallest guy i know, is 6'4"

I love standing next to Gracie, makes me feel mega tall

YOUR FIVE TEN!?

but your younger than meeeee!! get short, or send me some heels! XD

i think i was about that height last year...
tallest person i know is about 8 feet tall

hey, i know this one girl, Valarie, she's my redneck friend, she is 16 and about 3 inches shorter than me.

I enjoy being tall. Of course Valrie isn't afraid to kick me in the gut when i point that out, damn, cowboy boots hurt like shit.

lol i love boots, i prefer leather knee high heels, makes me taller and look like a hooker! XD

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/522828">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /522828</a>

just saw that, i thought it was cute.

its one of my favorites! :D

*yawn* well goodnight, i needs my sleep.

sweet dreams!

good night zero!! ^_^

i got two jobs when i was 15.Now i got 3 and i have to study and do chores.

i think ill stick with 1, cause there's only 2 people who can even DO chores in my house, and i get all of them XD

*yawn* i got a nice, 14 hours of sleep.

i think i got... maybe 10

and i have to stay awake for the next...ugh, hate math, so lets go with a looooong time ^_^

my evil empire perhaps?

i be the one who brings the drinks!! ^_^

awesome!

there be a 46 hour Twilight Zone marathon, turn on the SyFy Channel!

im not at my house anymore, im babysitting ^_^

i don't wanna turn on the tv, to much noise. computer's all ill do, that and eat my snacks :D

bummer, my Xbox controler died, so i'm on NG for the rest of the day!

so how goes the babysitting?

good! the kids are in bed, (did i mention how cute they are?!)
the one was took the metal off of the the electrical outlet, and was smacking it against the wall! i thought he was smashing something!! but its late enough that neither of them will be up any time soon! ^_^

ill be chilling here for the next, oh, 4 or 5 hours, at least till new years ^_^

the one time i was asked to babysit, the two little assholes beat me down with some baseball bats, it was not fun.

i actually had to call my friend Kevin to help, they beat him down too.

so then i kinda had to call my freind Alison.

a few minutes of her singing the Beatles, and trying to fix Kevin's bloody nose, we were all good.

i made $25!

O.O
what kinda kids where you babysitting!?
its a good thing i can sing!!

That really sucks, Zero.
Apart from the $25.
Shoulda tied them up, they're fucking psychos.

he really is just a big broken magnet! XD
i would've taken the bat away, since im babysitting toddlers...
those kids must've been INSANE!!

oh they were, they fucking were.

but i had a wonderful time, see getting the shit beat out of you sucks.

but getting the shit beat out of you with a couple of friends, just fun.

lol how old were they? cause i can't imagine a couple of toddlers beating someone with BASEBALL BATS! ><
i hope the parents got mad at them!

they were like 7

the parents didn't give a shit and niether did we.

but hey, it was something to look back and laugh.

aw! im glad im babysitting younger kids! one's like, super hyper and pretty much slams into the floor, im just glad he's young, i wouldn't put it past him if he had a baseball bat!

wierd, cause little kids usualy love me.

well it's almost New Years, how are you doing?

these are just really hyper kids, the one who was slamming metal to an outlit really liked to play, he was bouncing in his little play pin and actually knocked it over!! i kept on having to fix it, just so he could knock it back over!

i think pet sitting is better for me! even strays seem to like me ^_^

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